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Ok, is it just me, or is the quality of the front page games dropping seriously in the last few weeks?
I've been playing on new grounds for like two years now, only like one with an account, and this is the WORST I have ever seen the front page lineup...
I havent even bothered to post a review on most games because when I do, its either taken the wrong way or simply deleted by some asshole with a god complex that doesnt like critisim..... well I got news for you buddy, critisim is what makes all these games better, not worse, its the lack of critisim that fucks us into playing these crappy games..... If we were allowed to vote shit off the front page, then we would have voted almost every single game thats been posted up there off, in a matter of minutes non the less.....

So, I'd like to say this once again, when you post a crappy game, EXPECT reviews that arent all flattering, but if you have a half a brain, youll read them and figure out that "oh this isnt such a great game, maybe we should retune it, or redo the graphics or something", but when you delete all the reviews that are posted because they are unflattering, then your fucking not only those of us that play the games, your fucking the game creators themselves, because if we dont suggest shit, they wont know how to make there next one better, and in turn, we continue to get crappy games which make the reviews even more harsh, repeat ad nasum...

As my final word, I'd like to say to all you moderators, fuck you all for deleting posts that might have otherwise helped someone better themselves, and you can go suck a lemon for pissing me off.. repeatedly.

Recent Game Medals

Shocker 25 Points Beat wave 10 Medal Stats.
Cold Gravity 5 Points Look, up in the sky! Medal Stats.
Have 100 Gold 5 Points in cold cash. Medal Stats.
First Blood! 5 Points You killed Gobu! You bastard! Medal Stats.
For (s)he's a Jolly good fellow! 10 Points Win the game by defeating Lord Haddock. Medal Stats.
Barbarian 10 Points You climbed the tower as a barbarian. Medal Stats.
Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania! Medal Stats.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro. Medal Stats.
Scene of Crime 5 Points Your first scene of the crime Medal Stats.
Puzzle with Letters 100 Points Correct placement of the puzzle Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 465 (From 111 different games.)